You had to know this was a straight-up lie from Snoop Dogg.

But if you'd given me 10,000 guesses as to what was going on with the King of Smoke himself giving up "smoke" I would've still not guessed that it was due to a collaboration with a smokeless fire pit company.

Check it:

Like, what?!?!

There was so much potential here and all we got was a flippin' smokeless fire pit out of it.

Also, the timing of this boggles my mind. Like am I supposed to get my dad a smokeless fire pit for Christmas? Cuz who buys a fire pit in November? Plus, I'm sure my dad would have been happier with the new vape I was for sure Snoop would be promoting after this whole "giving up of smoke" thing. Guess not!

I gotta say, I'm super disappointed, Snoop. This was the last thing I expected out of you.

Oh, and from this face, Snoop absolutely DID NOT give up the other type of smoke:

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