So Hollywood would have you believe that the LAPD looks like this:

When actually it looks like this:

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My goodness that is embarrassing to watch!

Not only are the officers out of shape and have no idea how to fight, but they lose their batons and fall all over the sidewalk.

To make things worse, their use of appropriate force is limited by all the policies Los Angeles has implemented to try to correct the sYsTeMiC rAciSm that's apparently rampant in every police department across the nation. Better to take a skull fracture than pull out a taser or a gun on a black guy if you're a white officer.

So let me ask: Now that we've passed all these woke laws to neuter police departments, do y'all feel safer?

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