Not the Bee has been summoned.
Imagine Seth Dillon and Kyle Mann huddled around a table with the writers of The Babylon Bee.
"How can we top this?" they ask.
You can't! Satire can no longer compete with reality!
Here's more links for the naysayers:
It was already ironic enough that Somalia, the failed pirate nation known for war and chaos, is leading the U.N. Security Council this month.
(In case you needed another reason that the U.N. is a joke.)
But never in a million years would I have thought that Abukar Dahir Osman, Somalia's ambassador to the U.N., would serve as both president of the U.N. Security Council AND president of "Progressive Health Care Services Inc." in Cincinnati.
You'll note that there are a number of other Somali health- and day-care facilities at the same location, which seems to be par for the course in the widespread Somali scheme to defraud Medicaid, Health & Human Services, and other taxpayer-funded entities.
Mr. Osman's business has an exclusion code from Health & Human Services for precisely that kind of fraud.
To sum up:
The Somali CEO of a criminal Medicare enterprise in Ohio is now in charge of authorizing U.N. military operations and international peacekeeping forces.
Just a reminder that U.N. headquarters is in the United States and Pam Bondi could arrest this guy at any time!
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