You guys this is a real post from Daily Telegraph and I simply cannot stop laughing at it no matter how hard I try.
The world is a parody!
Okay, more context for those who want it:
A Virgin Australia flight dispatched, operated, and handled entirely by women has touched down at Brisbane Airport as a symbolic gesture to mark International Women's Day.
The 737-800, VH-YWD, departed Melbourne at 8:34 am as flight VA313 and is due to land imminently. It featured an all-female flight and cabin crew and an all-female pit crew at both ends.
Additionally, the flight plan was drawn up by a female dispatcher, weight and balance were performed by a female load controller, and support was provided by female airport safety and ATC staff.