I can't believe it, but I have to cite a Trekkie in order to prove Star Wars fans wrong.

Before Disney, Luke Skywalker had a multi-decade marriage to a stunning redhead named Mara Jade, who used to serve as an assassin for the series' evil emperor.

The two had a child together, and their love served as an interesting philosophical point about the struggle between good and evil. In the prequels, the old Jedi Order was forbidden to marry. The Jedi saw attachment – and by extension, emotion – as a path that led to evil. This attempt to live life aloof under rigid laws is the very reason that evil was able to fool them.

In Return of the Jedi, when Luke bests his father Darth Vader, it is his love for his sister Leia that drives him into a fit of righteous fury that allows him to overpower the hatred of the Dark Side.

I know that's all dorky, but there are some deep theological truths there if you want to ferret it out: George Lucas' blend of Christianity and Buddhism fascinates us because it engages our hearts on a spiritual level we often fail to comprehend.

Anyway, when Disney came along, they decided to make Luke a failed, bitter old hermit who hates and abandoned everyone, instead of the loving father and committed husband who rebuilt the order of noble Jedi knights.

Like all good Marxists, woke Star Wars fans are seizing the rewriting of canon to make Luke Skywalker super-duper gay – and took another step toward that goal this week by labeling him as "LGBTQ" on the popular Star Wars wiki, "Wookiepedia."

The justification comes from a short story released last year, called "Luke on the Bright Side." In it, Luke briefly notices that a male sergeant is rather attractive.

I should note that this short story was marketed toward 9- to 12-year-olds because of course it is.

According to Bounding Into Comics, "the actual story doesn't appear to show any romantic feelings expressed by Luke Skywalker towards Sergeant Reyé Hollis of Alliance Special Forces despite Sam Magg's clear history of pushing her activism into her stories."

After the story's publication, Twitter users commented on the romance into the story.

The Wayseeking Jedi wrote, "I just read "Luke on the Bright Side" from "Star Wars: Stories of Jedi and Sith" and you can't tell me this is not a romance. Now I have to know, @SamMaggs is Luke Skywalker canonicly queer? (Please tell me he is! )"

The actor who played Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill (who is hopelessly lost in the echo-chamber of the far Left, the things that man posts on Twitter...) commented in 2016 that Luke Skywalker could be gay or whatever in the heck you want him to be, because why not?

Hamill said, "...fans are writing and ask all these questions, 'I'm bullied in school... I'm afraid to come out'. They say to me, 'Could Luke be gay?' I'd say it is meant to be interpreted by the viewer... If you think Luke is gay, of course he is. You should not be ashamed of it. Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves."

That last part isn't bad, Mark.

Unfortunately, the idea that we should judge someone by their character and not their sexuality, skin color, or sex basically makes you an alt-right Nazi bent on theocratic fascism.

Sad!

Anyway, the wokies are eventually going to make Luke Skywalker gay. Then they'll make everyone gay. They have to, because coming up with sex stories about random characters is all they know how to do.

Woke Marxists can't create anything noble, engaging, or inspiring on their own, so they hollow out good stories and parade around in their corpses for fun.

They then destroy your life if you point out that they have totally destroyed everything about said story that made it enjoyable.

Anyway, here's to Captain Kirk for showing those Star Wars dweebs what's what!