It's so weird, and funny, and festive – you'll just have to watch this music video for yourselves.

Without further ado, I present to you, Carrie Underwood's musical masterpiece, "Stretchy Pants":

So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes

'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches

You got them skinny jeans on, girl, I feel sorry for you

'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round 2

It's really the most accurate tribute to Christmas (or Thanksgiving) dinner that I've ever heard.

Two thumbs up, Carrie!