Targets across the country are in danger now because of all the intolerant conservatives threatening to bomb the stores for their inclusion and acceptance of all people and — [puts hand to ear] oh wait, what was what?

I'm sorry, it's the mostly-peaceful LGBTQ+ activists who are threatening to literally blow up Target stores!

Cleveland 19 news is reporting that 5 stores in Ohio and Pennsylvania received bomb threats last week because of Target's perceived "abandonment" of the LGBT community after moving satanic products and "tucking" swimsuits from the front of their stores.

Target continued selling the grooming and pro-trans products but had the gall to move them to the back of the store, so the tolerant peaceful leftists called in a fake bomb threat.

I should note that the LGBT lobby, as represented by Gavin Newsom, also called Target cowards and demanded they put the Pride collection back front and center.

Obviously, Newsom didn't say to blow up Targets. But the idea that Target moving their satanic and pedophilic-adjacent products to the back of the store is a "systematic attack" on gay people is so ludicrous that it's appealing to those who are obviously unwell.

KUTV in Salt Lake City is reporting that three Targets in Utah were also victims of a bomb hoax. Police didn't release the email threat but did say it involved the recent LGBT Pride displays.