Listen to me very carefully:

Go buy The Babylon Bee's new book, "The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness." It's out today.

Here is the beautiful cover:

Here is the beautiful Amazon description:

To show the world you're a good person—and also to avoid getting canceled and having your life ruined by a Twitter mob—you need to get WOKE. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, the writers of satirical sensation The Babylon Bee tell you how to choose your pronouns, blame everyone else for your problems, and show the world how virtuous you are with virtue-signaling profile pictures and stunning and brave hashtags. A tongue-in-cheek guide to the far Left's obsession with intersectional insanity, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will help you laugh at the state of our culture so you don't cry.

Yeah, we all know you're buying that. Heck, get three or four, keep one, and you'll also already have some quality Christmas shopping done.

Here are a few beautiful endorsements:

Yes Ben Shapiro really said that, nbd.

And here is the beautiful link again in case you missed the first two.

This is going to be the second biggest book of all time so don't miss out!