The extremists over at The Babylon Bee thought it would be fun to release a book making fun of the gender cult, but I know none of you upstanding citizens would be interested in the thoughtcrime compiled in that 256-page tome.

Bee Managing Editor Joel Berry wanted me to write an article about this misinformation experiment, but it's hard to sell.

After all, who would be interested in this?

IF YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT GENDER, YOU'VE PICKED UP THE RIGHT BOOK. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO EXPLORE THE WACKY, WILD WORLD OF GENDER THEORY: AND YOU JUST MIGHT DISCOVER YOURSELF ALONG THE WAY.

Join the writers of the satirical sensation The Babylon Bee as they walk you through the following ideas:

What is a MAN?

What is a WOMAN?

How to PICK YOUR GENDER

How to CHANGE GENDERS

How to RAISE WOKE THEYBIES

How to ATTRACT OTHER GENDERS

Sex vs. GENDER IDENTITY

Incredible GENDER FLAGS

Fabulous SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS

Drag queen STORY HOUR

All 437 NEW genders

AND MORE!

Every page of this guide is jam-packed with 100 percent true facts delivered through fabulous illustrations, handy infographics, and, of course, stick figures of all genders and orientations.

That doesn't sound like fun at all!

The Bee claims they will "teach you how to pick your gender, educate you on how to tell if you're a man or a woman, and show you the limitless cornucopia of gender identities to choose from."

WAIT.

A man...

Or a woman?

Here are a few sample pages from this extremely bigoted book:

Stunning! Brave!

In case you think this extremism appeals to you, you'll be interested to learn about the gender buffet:

Including how to be Casiosexual!

(Can't wait for the lawsuit on that one!)

Well, anyway, I gotta jet off and totally not buy this book on Amazon right here.

Here's a promo video for any of our FBI agents who may have made it this far (it's a great Christmas present, feds!):

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