Doug Ramsey, the chief operating officer of Beyond Meat, was arrested after an Arkansas college football game for allegedly biting a man's nose.
The biting happened in a parking garage near Razorback Stadium after the University of Arkansas football game. Ramsey started by punching through the back windshield of a Subaru after it bumped the front tire of Ramsey's car.
The Subaru owner got out of his car, and then Ramsey allegedly started punching him and "ripped the flesh on the tip of [the man's] nose" with his teeth, and told the Subaru owner that he was going to kill him.
Before joining Beyond Meat, which is a heretical company that makes vegetables resemble meat, Ramsey had worked at Tyson Foods, where he oversaw its poultry and McDonald's businesses, and where he likely got all the meat he wanted.
Honestly, what happened is not at all surprising.
I too feel the same raging hanger when forced to eat only vegetarian meals.
Just look at the poor guy's mug shot:
As much as we'd like to go back to the Narnia-like pre-Noah's Flood days where animals don't eat each other, that ain't happening in this world. Someone needs to get this poor guy (and everyone else at Beyond Meat) a steak so we don't end up with some weird cannibal cult.
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