The FBI has been in possession of a laptop proving the president's family has been involved in bribery and corruption with enemies of the United States around the world, for TWO AND A HALF YEARS, and the only reason we know is because The New York Post told us all about it.
The most popular and democratic president ever must still be holding a grudge, as the White House banned The Post from a presidential press briefing on Monday.
I know, it's a shock that Biden would only want to talk to friendly press outlets like those who give him pre-screened questions on a cheat sheet!
In a Monday email, however, White House staff said: "We are unable to accommodate your credential request to attend the Investing in Airline Accountability Remarks on 5/8. The remarks will be live-streamed and can be viewed at WH.gov. Thank you for understanding. We will let you know if a credential becomes available."
The email does not claim that the exclusion is due to "space limitations" — an excuse that was used until recently to justify the press office's mysterious prescreening of reporters let into large presidential events, which under past administrations were open to all journalists on White House grounds.
It's pretty clear that the White House is doing everything within its power to keep the president from having to answer difficult questions, especially those surrounding his scandal-ridden family including the president's son and brothers.
It's hard to keep up with which Hunter Biden scandal we're worried about at any given time, but apparently federal prosecutors are close to deciding whether or not to charge Hunter with the most mild of his crimes, tax evasion (as a way to distract us little people from exposing the Biden family from its greater evils). Sure, Hunter is on video smoking crack with hookers and lied on a federal background check to purchase a gun, but it's the taxes that really matter.
I guess the White House doesn't want those pesky New York Post reporters mucking up their crime family plans more than they already have!
And to be fair to the Swamp creatures who rely on our ancient president for their own unelected power trips, they have to keep Joe calm: We know what happens if he does get questions about his family's scandals.
Each day, the Biden White House shows it's nothing more than a large-scale conspiracy designed to make you think Biden knows what he's doing and that his family is pure as the driven snow.
No tough questions are allowed.