The CEO of Twitter just welcomed Elon Musk to their board of directors and Elon said there will be "significant improvements to Twitter in coming months" ๐ŸŽ‰
ยท Apr 5, 2022 ยท NottheBee.com

This is absolutely so much fun to watch.

Shot:

Chaser:

You love to see it.

Elon replied to Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal, who has previously said that Twitter's job is to curate the types of "healthy" conversations its woke ideologues want to see as opposed to upholding the human right of free speech.

You really, really love to see it.

Especially since you, the readers of Not The Bee and The Babylon Bee, played a direct role in it. From Bee CEO Seth Dillon:

It's so easy to write Twitter off as another woke service, but at the moment it is arguably the world's largest and most influential platform for influencing public policy (AKA how politicians plan to ruin your life) and disseminating news, ideology, and scientific hypotheses into the public square. That makes its censorship policies important in crafting whatever the world looks like in the coming years.

But even if you think Twitter is dumb (cuz despite its influence, it is), you've gotta love the Dogelord becoming a board member. They absolutely hate his guts because he thinks a little bit differently than they do. He's not even close to a conservative Christian member of the "alt-right." He's just a guy who likes to build fast cars, launch rockets to outer space, and post memes in his free time.

They absolutely revile him for it... and now they're forced to work with him. It's perfect.

Thank you, Elon, for continuing to save modern civilization one small step at a time!


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