WATCH: The City of Miami Beach is "breaking up" with Spring Break after things got way out of hand last year
· Mar 4, 2024 · NottheBee.com

Do you know how poorly people have to behave for a city like Miami Beach to BEG for tourists to stay away?

Well, things did get REALLY bad there last year during Spring Break, so this year the city put out a public announcement that they are NOT going to be putting up with any crap this year.

Yes, the city of Miami Beach, a tourist city, is telling people not to come there because public drunkenness and open debauchery don't fit the vibe.

It's not us. It's you...

You just wanna get drunk in public and ignore laws... Do you even remember what happened last march...

(That would include shootings, a state of emergency, and mandatory curfew.)

They're being called racist for this because apparently enforcing the law and not wanting shootings is racist now.

This March you can expect things like curfews, bag checks and restricted beach access, DUI checkpoints, $100 parking, and strong police enforcement for drug possession and violence. Whatever it takes.

Average low-IQ response:

Yo Chuck, why do you assume it's black people?

Anyway, there are no words to describe how based this is.

Just another win for Florida.


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