As Joe Biden's handlers decide whether it's worth waging war on Texas to keep the supply of their fresh new voters flowing over the border (THE SPICE MUST FLOW), you're probably wondering where the situation lies.
The media, notoriously unreliable and downright evil as it is, won't tell ya what's up, and so the red-pilled faithful have long turned to memes to understand what's happening in the wider world.
Today, we've got your update on the situation in Texas presented in as funny a format as I could find. First, the lay of the land from The Daily Wire's Megan Basham:
By the hour, red-state leaders are pledging their allegiance to Gandalf the Greg, turning their fealty aside from Joe Denethor, who would rather the armies of Mordor overrun Eagle Tirith than mount a serious defense!
We're at the point of the story where the hillbillies of Rohan are getting ready to gallop across the plains in their F-150s to come to Texdor's aid, but in this 11th hour, the memes truly are glorious.
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The Texans seem pretty confident about their odds.
America the beautiful is gonna have some wild stories to tell the kids when this one is over!
A word of caution though: If you're one of them Boogaloo Bois who thinks LARPing on the border with the lads from your gun range will solve anything, just remember that the Biden admin would love those optics.
So if I could warn you about one thing in these meme threads, it's to let Theoden and Aragorn kick off the fun and games with legitimate authority before you and your pals decide to road-trip it down to the border.
Just a thought.
Stay safe out there until the beacons are lit!
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