Swag always dialed to 10, no excuses.
Joe Exotic AKA the Tiger King AKA perhaps the purest example of psychopathy we've witnessed in the past decade has a limousine parked outside his prison where he's serving a 22-year sentence for conspiring to murder Carol "That Flowerbed" Baskins.
Also on call to be on-site at a moment's notice is a hairstylist, makeup person, and bedazzled wardrobe to get Exotic back to his preferred "super gay cowboy who listens to Celine Dion but will also shoot you in the face with a Desert Eagle" appearance.
Exotic and his team are convinced that Trump is going to pardon Joe on his way out of the White House so they have to be ready.
‘This time tomorrow, we're going to be celebrating,' private investigator Eric Love, who is leading Exotic's case, exclusively told Metro.co.uk. ‘We have good reason to believe it will come through.'
‘We're confident enough we already have a limousine parked about half a mile from the prison. We are really in action mode right now.' Love continued: ‘I've got make-up, wardrobe, the whole unit that will come up. The first thing Joe wants to do, he wants his hair done.'
‘He hasn't had his hair done in two-and-a-half years. That's the first order of business. Then we'll probably go and get some pizzas, steak, maybe a McRib.'
Of course a McRib. Of course.
*Update: No pardon 😭😭😭
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