Did you know Covid has been surging at about six times the rate as this time last year?

That means the vaccines were super effective! Yay!

And did you know that children continue to have nearly zero risk from Covid, with child mortality rates cratering even further as the omicron sniffles out-competed the former variants?

That means you should jab your toddler with Big Pharma juice AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

And thanks to the expert experts over at the FDA, you might get the chance to do that very soon!

I remember when my 2-year-old had Covid. She ran a mild fever for about 3 hours and then was back to her normal self. It was a nightmare.

Anyway, who needs actual science when you've got the chance to make the CEOs of medicine companies even more rich by pumping unneeded chemicals into your baby on the way to your 10-year-old's hormone injection appointment?

Virtue signal received!

Well done, America!

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