Whatever wild ride the economy is on right now, I want off.

A home in Massachusetts seriously damaged by fire has been listed on the market with an asking price of $399,000.

That's practically a steal! That's only about 4 times the price of the average Midwestern house a few years ago!

WBZ-TV reported Monday that the listing for the home in Melrose, a suburb of Boston, is evidence of how hot the housing market is.

In August, industry groups listed the median sale price of single family homes in the state to be between $535,000 and $552,000.

The online listing for the burned three-bedroom, 1,857-square foot (173-square meter) home starts with a call out to contractors, and continues: "House is in need of a complete renovation or potential tear down and rebuild. Buyer to do due diligence. House being sold as is."

I think this would make a unique home for newlyweds. Ladies, imagine being carried across the threshold of this gem!

The house suffered an intense fire in August that blew out the front windows, which are now boarded up.

Also known as "Antifa riot-chic." Very 2021!

The Boston Globe reported that firefighters had to tear out parts of the walls and ceiling of the home to extinguish the blaze.

Probably the most "open concept" home one can imagine.

Better get it while it lasts! This thing is going to be the new style across the nation once government spending and inflation drives the country into the ground!!

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