The saga of the escaped convict in Pennsylvania was legit crazy:

Dude broke out of prison and evaded capture for weeks before being caught on Wednesday:

You might think that sort of thing just doesn't happen often. Except, uh, it's happened, like, a LOT in the United States over the past month.

Remember when we told you about the violent inmate in Virginia who just walked out of a local hospital and disappeared and police couldn't find him?

Yeah, he's still on the run:

Naseem Roulack, a felon serving a 13-year stretch for a string of crimes, walked out of a Henrico County hospital and has not been seen since — and that was a month ago.

Everyone, everywhere, all at once:

But that's not all — it happened in D.C., too!

Investigators in Washington, DC, are offering $30,000 for information leading to the capture of homicide suspect Christopher Haynes, whose escape from police custody while being treated at a hospital has sparked a sprawling week-long manhunt.

Okay, can we just pause for a minute and ask: What is going on in these hospitals? Where are the guards? Are they all playing gin rummy in a darkened room somewhere? Help me out here.

Okay to be fair, the D.C. suspect physically assaulted the officer handling him and managed to evade two cops as he skedaddled. So they were around. They just utterly failed to capture him.

Both the Pennsylvania and D.C. perps are considered armed and dangerous. Naseem Roulack isn't believed to be armed, but then again nobody has seen him for like five weeks, so who knows.

Hopefully all three of these crooks get nabbed pronto, like today. In the meantime, I think I speak for all of us when I say:

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