Remember the Washington Redskins? You know, the team that was beloved by the local Native Americans who designed the logo and were proud of the name?
Well, thanks to a bunch of woke white people, they've been the generic "Washington Football Team" for a year.
Finally, however, they are ready to dazzle us – DAZZLE us, I say! – with a new team name.
Nice hype video there, guys.
Too bad the "inclusive" "co-ed dance squad" wasn't featured!
Anyway, the speculation immediately kicked into overdrive.
Since the reveal is on Groundhog Day, lots of people speculated that this is the new name:
The benefit of this name is that fans can watch the team and owners make the same mistakes over and over again and not feel bad!
Moving on, there was a tug of war between people who wanted "Admirals" or "Commanders."
Some people even reported that a link with "Admirals" in the URL was redirecting for a hot sec to the team's webpage.
Then there were the fans who really wanted "RedWolves" or some variation thereof, even though the team has said the name isn't in the running. Sad!
Honestly, I think this suggestion – or a variation honoring America's founding – would be the best:
Paying homage to the founders (who created the United States and Washington, D.C.) would be too much of a nod to the cisgendered Eurocentric patriarchy and its intolerable #Whiteness for the NFL tho!
But you're not here to see what the real contenders are.
No, you know you came here to see how people trolled this woke team's leadership, their decision to be politically correct by erasing all Native Americans from society, and their continuing incompetence.
May I present [drum roll, please!] their suggestions:
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Don't let all this distract you though from the Washington Wokies' crumbling stadium!
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