You can't make it up:
Voter suppression is happening in such massive numbers that record numbers of voters are getting out to vote.
This make sense.
I can just picture it now: I'm in a room after being arrested for saying men can't be women. A single light illuminates a dirty interrogation room. Stacey Abrams approaches me, grinning from ear to ear.
"You are a slow learner, Winston."
"How can I help it? How can I help but see what is in front of my eyes? High voter turnout means no voter suppression."
"Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes it means high voter suppression. Sometimes it means low voter suppression. Sometimes it means all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane."
