This is yet another example of why humanity is a depraved wreck that needs the saving grace of a sovereign God:
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A petition urging billionaire Jeff Bezos to buy Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa and eat it has gotten hundreds of signatures.
"Nobody has eaten the mona lisa and we feel jeff bezos needs to take a stand and make this happen," the joke petition that went up a year ago on Change.org and gained hundreds of signers Thursday reads.
"gobble da lisa," one signer wrote while another joked, "I feel like this is something society needs… Jeff, we need you to make this sacrifice for society."
The Mona Lisa is owned by the French government and is on permanent display at the Louvre museum in Paris.
When this story first broke, there were less than 500 signatures. Because the human race is verifiably insane, it now has nearly 6,000 as of Tuesday afternoon, and I can only assume a small percentage of you twisted people are going to join their ranks.
