In a move seemingly out of Monty Python, the North Korean military has begun taunting in the general direction of South Korea.
That's right, according to the South Korean military, North Korea has begun launching hundreds of balloons carrying feces and trash into South Korea.
The balloons are equipped with timers and heavy-doody explosives, which pop the balloons over areas of South Korea and send poop raining from the heavens.
Kim Kang II, North Korea's Vice Minister of National Defense, gave a statement regarding the unusual attack:
Mounds of wastepaper and filth will soon be scattered over the border areas and the interior of (South Korea) and it will directly experience how much effort is required to remove them. When our national sovereignty, security and interests are violated, we will take action immediately.
The North Koreans say that the dirty balloon campaign is a direct response to balloons being sent from the South by North Korean defectors, carrying things like propaganda leaflets, food, medicine, radios, and USB sticks containing South Korean news, television dramas, and K-pop music, which are all forbidden by the communist government.
Yes, that's right. Food and medicine are forbidden by the communist government.
The South Korean government has also outlawed these unsanctioned aid packages, but North Korean defectors like Park Sang-Hak have refused to stop sending the packages.
Earlier this month, Park's organization Fighters for a Free North Korea said in a statement it had sent 20 balloons toward North Korea, containing 300,000 leaflets that condemned Kim Jong Un and 2,000 USB sticks containing K-pop and music videos.
"In order to appeal and urge the North Korean people to rise up and put an end to Kim Jong Un … the group is sending the leaflets to the compatriots in North Korea," the organization said in a statement.
Now, be honest, if someone sent you the following, unsolicited K-pop, wouldn't you be tempted to send them back a package of poop in exchange?
Haven't the North Koreans suffered enough???
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