Are you running out of nightmare inspiration? Well, you're in luck:
The somehow-popular children's music series, Wee Sing, has a YouTube channel that is filled with some of the most horrific videos ever created for children:
From the strangely-low-energy dance moves to the creepy animal-human hybrid costumes, these videos are sure to keep you up all night.
I mean, just look at that thumbnail image:
Please, somebody kill me!
Did I mention scary clowns?
Yeah, there's freaking psycho clowns, too:
I know what you're thinking: "Thanks, I'm scarred for life now. Why would you show this to me?" But consider the practical uses for these videos:
Skip the coffee in the morning, just watch this video instead:
The sheer bizarreness will keep you awake as you ponder (and possibly even eagerly anticipate) your own mortality.
Kids misbehaving? Just pop this on the TV screen:
No! Please! I'm sorry! Whatever I did to deserve this, I get down on my knees and pray with a repentant heart!
Always wanted to experiment with hallucinogens?
Who needs drugs when you can get the full experience without ingesting any chemicals?
Be careful, though... I had a friend who did Wee Sing once. He lost his job and his family and has been in and out of rehab ever since.
