THIS IS NOT A DRILL: We are currently in the midst of a Chick-fil-A sauce shortage 🚨

May 12th

Miss me with that gas shortage noise. Gas? Who cares about gas. We are in the middle of a full blown national emergency and didn't even know it.

You think I'm playing games with you? I am not playing games with you:

Chick-fil-A sent out an email to its customers saying they will limit the number of sauces each customer receives due to an industry-wide shortage.

Limits include:

  • 1 sauce per entree
  • 2 sauces per meal
  • 3 sauces per 30-count nuggets

The email finishes with Chick-fil-A apologizing for the inconvenience.

This is it, the day we never thought we'd see. Some of us told you that you'd regret not stocking up on guns and ammo. It's every man for himself out there now. All bets and all rules are OFF.

Some people on social media are saying, "Calm down, you can buy it at the store." LOOK AT THE EMAIL, IT SAYS RIGHT THERE IT'S AN INDUSTRY-WIDE SHORTAGE, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION. This is clearly a supply chain issue that will hit the stores too.

And just look at these fools flaunting their newfound wealth on Twitter:

This jabroni even tagged his location. He won't last long:

I'm not sure where we go from here. Can we invade Polynesia or something???

Lock and load, ladies and gents, and Godspeed. I'll be going dark, off the grid for a while. See you on the other side of this catastrophe, Lord willing.


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