Credit Suisse, the global investment bank based in Switzerland, would be six feet under today if not for the $54 billion bailout it just got from the Swiss central bank.
I'm starting to see a pattern in these failing banks…
Yup, definitely a pattern.
You might think this guy was dressing in drag as a secret double life.
Nope: That photo IS FROM HIS LINKEDIN PAGE.
Yeah, "Pips Bunce." OK.
Just for funsies, Pips has also gotten recognized by the Bank of London's "Rainbow Honours" (lol) as "inspirational model of the year."
Would you trust your money there?
HOW COULD THIS BANK BE FAILING???
Please, banking executives, we beg you: Stop focusing on wokeness and your own intersectionality qualifications and start focusing on RISK MANAGEMENT AND NOT PLUNGING THE WORLD INTO A FINANCIAL CATASTROPHE!