Sure, Americans might not be able to buy food, pay their rent, or afford gas, but ABC has us covered with an even more important lesson in queer theory!

As for CBS and NBC, they were opining on other real issues that matter to Americans – namely, letting Hollywood celebrities inflate their egos even further.

Yep, just another day for the regime media. Sure, these are morning shows, but a lot of people rely on them for important soundbites between the fluffy stuff.

And this is a REALLY IMPORTANT soundbite:

To be fair to CBS, they did eventually get around to it with a pretty fair take:

NBC blamed Ukraine tho, because how could they NOT cover for Biden?

Reality check:

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