This lady climbed into the spider monkey exhibit at the El Paso Zoo and fed them Hot Cheetos

May 26th

Why?

Why would anyone do such a thing?

There are so many levels of dumb here and maybe I'm a wimp but the first thing I'm worried about is being attacked by like several spider monkeys. That WOULD NOT be a fun way to go. Monkeys can be the most vicious creatures imaginable, as anyone who's ever listened to Joe Rogan's podcast will gladly tell you.

Also, lady, you're feeding these perfectly healthy animals HOT CHEETOS!!! Everybody knows how nasty those bad boys are. Sure, they taste great—especially the lime ones—but I'm surprised she wasn't attacked simply due to the overall heat of the snack she fed them. Again, maybe I'm a wimp.

Luckily she wasn't hurt, though the monkeys, later, I'm sure were feelin it.

Here's the video:

She seems so happy here!

Unfortunately, she's been fired from her job as a litigation assistant over the viral video and the zoo is pressing charges.

Good luck Lucy!


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