Okay, never be this lady:
Apparently the woman in the above photo was waiting in line at a Burger King drive-thru in Memphis and was, like, EXTREMELY HANGRY!!!
Cuz that's pretty much the only explanation for this story.
So she's sitting shotgun (pun intended) trying to figure out why this drive-thru line is moving so slowly. And naturally she is starting to grow impatient (wouldn't you?).
It looks like there was a male driver, and I'm assuming he made his best attempt at calming her down. But that, of course, didn't work.
So this lady just gets out of the car, heads up to the window where another car is clearly waiting to be handed their food, sticks her head in the window, and starts yelling at the employees to hurry up. I'm sure that was fine, and nobody felt awkward at all.
I mean, how would you like to be the employee in this situation? Like, "scuze me, I'm just gonna hand this food right past you so these people can get on out of here and go devour one of our absolute garbage meals."
The story continues...
Unsatisfied with the drive-thru window argument, and STILL WAITING FOR HER FOOD, our lady heads back to the car.
"Okay, cool. Now let's calm down sweetie. Food's gonna be here soo-OOOOOOHHH NO SHE'S GOT A GUN!"
Chick pulls a pistol out of the car and walks back up to the drive-thru window where she leans in and just starts firing at employees.
WOW! That escalated quickly!
Nobody was shot, by the way. And all of the employees safely escaped out a back door.
But that's a crazy story.
And yet another reason to never eat at Burger King.
Because they obviously take WAY TOO LONG to make your food.
Police are still looking for the woman.
Here's the MPD Facebook link:
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