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This lady named her kids Metallica, Slayer, and Pantera

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NTB Staff

Jul 8, 2021

Her kid Metallica's middle name?

"...and justice for all."

Seriously 😂

New Zealand, where she's from, apparently has no laws against this sort of thing, as long as the name is not outright offensive.

She did miss an obvious opportunity though -- shoulda named one "Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up."


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