Okay, I just want to start by saying this man was drunk:

So this story is out of India, not Florida (I know, surprising), and I can't help but wonder what kind of a day this guy must've been having before this encounter.

See, Rama Mahto was just chilling on his porch on Sunday, drunk, when a baby Krait snake (highly-venomous) bit him in his leg. This was surprising to Rama, but mostly it made him mad.

Sidebar: I wonder if he was drinking a Snakebite…

Anyhow, the snakebite he received on his leg made him so upset that he decided to grab that little baby snake and give it a little taste of its own medicine.

So he started chewing on the snake, apparently in a bid to get revenge on the creature.

But in the time it took for Rama to give this baby snake a good chewing he was bitten "more than 10 times." He then threw the snake into a nearby tree for some odd reason, probably just made sense at the time, being drunk and all.

So this must've been painful, but apparently those whiskeys must've kicked in pretty good, because Rama just went to bed.

His family tried to get him to seek medical attention since he'd just been attacked by a highly-venomous snake, but he said the baby snake couldn't possibly be venomous because it's only a little guy.

Well, the next morning Rama was found dead in his bed, which isn't all that surprising if you're a sober person.

P.S. Speaking of freak animal encounters, watch our latest video about a psychotic deer saving a rabbit by stomping a dang hawk to death: