So if you're wondering whether or not you should trust big pharmaceutical corporations like Pfizer, I have something to show you.
Like many of you, I used to be a little vaccine-hesitant—one of those anti-vaxxers, you might say.
But that was before I watched this amazing, dazzling, totally-not-puke-worthy video:
See, all of these wonderful progressive corporate media outlets are on Pfizer's side. The good guys! And you should be on their side too.
So go, little citizen, and get your booster shot today!