I don't know about you, but I'd consider this pig-on-pig crime.

Yes, a piglet got loose in Sebastopol, California, and while police were eventually able to chase the little guy down with help from the locals, I just can't help but laugh my booty off at this bodycam footage of the piglet escaping lunge after lunge like Barry Sanders in the open field.

You gotta see this:

That's Pickles, a NorCal piglet who's got that dog in him. And when he gets loose, you better believe it takes the whole community to wrangle him up.

Here's Sebastopol PD with the deets:

Forget Air Bud - I'm on team Pickles!

Give this little guy some pads and a helmet and he's RB1 for the remainder of his career!

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