Also possibly rat turds.
Sit down and let me tell you a tale for the ages, ladies and gents.
Topanga's real life husband (if you don't know who Topanga is, please see yourself out) swears he found shrimp tails in his freaking Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and he tweeted about it, and CTC replied and denied it, and there are labs and stuff involved now, and they're beefing on Twitter.
Straight to it:
Dude...
Here's how CTC replied:
And then they just did him dirty and hit the man with this:
They said those are an "accumulation of cinnamon sugar"!
Topanga's husband swung back:
Then it switched to DMs, which Topanga's husband (TH from here on out) posted for the world to see:
I mean, those are definitely shrimp tails.
But WE ARE NOT DONE YET, IT GETS BETTER:
WHAT APPEARS TO BE RAT TURDS ARE BAKED INTO THE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.
"TH didn't eat a bowl, right??" you wonder aloud.
He did. He did.
Many Twitter users informed him of the obvious answer to what happened to his CTC. Here's one he retweeted:
Just really let that hit you down in your soul:
THERE'S MORE AND NOW QUEEN TOPANGA HERSELF IS INVOLVED:
The turds are in the bottom of the bag too:
UPDATE: MORE DMs:
HE'S GOING TO A LAB:
NOW EMAILS. WE'VE MOVED TO EMAILS:
The lab stuff is getting deep yo:
