I don't know who this Florida Man is but he is an absolute Chad.
Someone in Palm Beach is putting notes on cars with New York tags and the note is absolutely hilarious.
IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE "WOKE" PEOPLE -- LEAVE FLORIDA. YOU WILL BE HAPPIER ELSEWHERE AS WILL WE.
We used to have "Don't California my Texas," now we have "Don't Woke my Florida."
And it is absolutely glorious.
Police were called to investigate the fliers because people were so triggered by the anti-woke message of Florida man.
Police in Palm Beach, Fla. reportedly confirmed they launched an investigation after fliers were found selectively placed on vehicles with New York license plates in the popular vacation spot...
Police reportedly concluded their investigation and determined no criminal wrongdoing.
"Residents were concerned about the lack of civility and respect for personal property. We understood that concern and that's why we started to look into the matter but we determined it was non-criminal in nature," Capt. William Rothrock told The Palm Beach Post. "As uncivil as it may be and not characteristic of our community, it is not a crime."
LOL!
It's not a crime in Florida to put a poster telling wokies to go home.
I knew I loved this state.
Speaking anonymously with the Palm Beach Daily News, a former New Yorker who now lives in Palm Beach says they see the fliers as "another sign that our democracy is in peril."
"We have seen that there are many people willing to follow through on such dangerous and threatening messages," the anonymous resident reportedly said.
Democracy is in peril because some rando is putting mean flyers on cars.
Could someone be any more dramatic?
This isn't directed at all New Yorkers. Just the woke, progressive ones.
I know for a fact there's at least one former New Yorker who is more than welcome at his new home in Palm Beach.
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