Ladies and gentlemen, this may be the biggest party foul in the history of party fouls:

Look at all that beer!

The rail cars that reached the river were empty or carrying Coors Light and Blue Moon. (This is not floating down the river and is secured in the derailment area)

This happened in Paradise, Montana, and I'm sure they'll get plenty of volunteers to help clean up this mess!

I bet if me and the boys got out the fishing gear and camped out on the bank we could have this thing cleaned up in, say, a week or so.

We'd be glad to help!

Looks like the river avoided any sort of spillage, so we'll have some nice, sober fish down there to keep us company at the other end of the line.

Though it looks like these fishermen already stole my idea.

Next time!