Famed neo-Nazi and Enemy-of-the-Republic Tucker Carlson has some advice for young men, and boy is it dastardly.

If I could sum it up, it would be: Have adventure, do what you love, avoid porn like the plague, get married, have babies, slay dragons, build civilizations, and have courage.

LIKE I SAID, AN EXTREMIST INSURRECTIONIST!!

Anyway, if you want to listen to this man's insane advice [trigger warning!], here's a snapshot:

Drop out of college?

But who will indoctrinate us?? How will we get low-wage jobs and a ton of debt??

And what about this:

Where you find satisfaction is through achievement, and achievement comes through commitment and responsibility.

But I've been told that hard work and responsibility is white supremacy!!

If you were able to stomach that, there's [gulp] more.

Tucker doesn't want you to be sexual promiscuous and addicted to porn, men!

[Warning: Tucker drops one F-bomb]

But wait, there's more!

Oh man... that last clip got into talking about white people.

Doesn't he know that you're not allowed to talk about white people unless it's to call them racist or make fun of their dancing??

Here he is arguing that identity politics is actually racist and will create white supremacists:

That's totally not happening right now. It's not like our leaders are purposely stoking race wars to destabilize our laws, law enforcement, and community cohesion!! And it's not like the elites are using identity politics and viruses and the like to cover their theft of all our money!

Tucker's final advice for young people is to get married and have kids, read lots of books, and seek beauty:

[Language: One "BS" drop]

This guy is a wacko, amiright?

What young man wants adventure, honor, love, legacy, strength, and the pursuit of wisdom and beauty??

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Thanks to the voice of The Babylon Bee, Austin Robertson, for the hot tip on this article!

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