Guys, it's time for another rebrand.
First, we had the global ice age in the '70s and '80s, then in the '90s and 2000s we had global warming, then it switched to climate change. This summer, some have started saying global warming again, because it's been a little hotter than normal.
But the UN Secretary-General has decided another rebrand is necessary.
Let me introduce you to the NEW and improved climate crisis: Global Boiling!
Climate change is here, it is terrifying, and it is just beginning!
The era of global warming has ended, the era of global boiling has arrived!
Oh no! I thought when it was global warming it was no big deal.
Now that we're calling it "boiling" I'm going to start really changing my behavior to save the planet!
