Hey guys, we have to make an update to a story we ran recently about Cori Bush's security guard who claims to be 109 trillion years old and a master of psychic self-defense that can summon natural disasters using his mind.
Yeah, we called this guy an antisemite but, according to a recent interview with Free Beacon, he claims that's not accurate.
Yeah, our bad.
The dude is literally (LITERALLY!) a high priest of a lost tribe of Israel, so we were totally wrong I guess for calling him antisemitic!
Rep. Cori Bush's (D., Mo,) bodyguard claims a host of supernatural abilities, including the power to summon tornadoes and read minds. During a Tuesday evening interview with the Washington Free Beacon, he added another line to his résumé: his status as a Jewish "high priest."
Davis, who claims he is a 109 trillion-year-old spiritual guru named Aha Sen Piankhy, demanded the Free Beacon retract a report on his relationship with Bush and history of advancing anti-Semitic conspiracy theories. Davis, a former member of the vehemently anti-Semitic New Black Panther Party, said it's impossible for him to be anti-Semitic because he himself is a member of the Tribe of Issachar, one of the lost tribes of Israel.
"That makes me Hebrew. How can I be anti-Semitic?" Davis asked the Free Beacon, adding "You're literally dealing with the priesthood, literally."
This dude isn't totally wacko.
This is super embarrassing for us. How were we supposed to know that this man was himself a Hebrew and chief high priest of Issachar, the lost tribe of Israel?
"If you could retract the whole anti-Semite, because I'm not, man. I'm not," Davis said. "I got bar mitzvah'ed in this city. There's no way I can be anti-Semite. No way. You didn't complete your homework."
Yes, the bar mitzvah that happens on your thirteenth birthday. That just means Davis was bar mitzvah-ed 108 trillion, 999 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 987 years ago in the city of St. Louis.
I guess we here at Not the Bee should be so sorry for mischaracterizing the man who claims the Rothschilds are puppet masters and rule the entire world as antisemitic!!
