Here's your weekly update on how America is doing:

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But no mean tweets!

I bet you thought this was just a one-off. But nope. Swarms of young men are attacking people during all hours of the day. Here's a few stories from the last month:

Growing up, y'all thought Elijah had the wrong idea of how to deal with lawless punks. What about now?