Did you know that the agency tasked with protecting the president didn't "imagine" hard enough that assassins are real?
Here bro, I fixed it for you:
This was a failure
of imagination.
All of this is a theater production. The guy is out here turning up the waterworks while he talks about how badly his agency messed up and promises to never let it happen again ... while accepting no actual consequences for this total failure that nearly started civil war.
You're telling me that a security department of the most powerful nation in history had no idea that the world is filled with bad guys who want to do bad things?
They had no "imagination," no reference point for the fact that presidents, kings, and emperors have been routinely taken out over thousands of years of human history??
(Our word "assassin" itself comes from a reference to an 11th-century Shia Muslim sect that became famous for its use of targeted political killings.)
And this agency that gets billions of dollars every year from us over-taxed Americans can't even do basic things like keep drones in the sky ... while a kid with a $500 Best Buy drone can?
Two choices.
Either the Secret Service and the Department of Homeland Security are so naive, uninformed, and incompetent that they should be immediately disbanded with prejudice for being dumber than a rock, or
They are lying for the cameras.
The Deep State thinks you're stupid, my friends.
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