America is such a great place that stories like this actually happen.

What kind of world are we coming to where a man can't weld a special chair for his best bull bud Howdy Doody so they can roadtrip down I-275 together???

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The passenger door had been replaced with a metal guardrail that's typically found in a cattle enclosure, photos of the car show.

A sign on the railing read "Nebraska's Big Rodeo Parade: Best Car Entry."

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Police identified the driver of the vehicle as Lee Meyer of Neligh.

"The officer wrote him some warnings," Reiman told the outlet. "There were some citable issues with that situation. The officer chose to write him a warning and ask him to take the animal back home and leave the city."

I know it's ridiculous, but I just love it so much!

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