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Watch this snake crawl right up this guy's lap at a Dallas bar 😱

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Mister Retrops

May 19, 2023

A Texas man, Andrew Tyler Madison, was sitting in a bar enjoying happy hour when a snake crossed the street and made a beeline straight for him then crawled right up him and onto the table of other patrons.

Watch the horror unfold:

[Warning: Censored but Understandable Language]

No thank you!

Also what's this dangly bit on the snake?

Was it injured, or is it something else?


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