We just learned who the new pope is but don't let that distract you from these quality pope jokes

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John Knox

May 8, 2025

There's been white smoke at the Vatican, and you know what that means: Catholics are about to get a new pope and a new popemobile.

According to the word on the street, it's the first American pope.

Anyway, I compiled some jokes that are probably going to make some people angry, but I don't care because I'm one of those cheeky reformers who likes to poke fun at everyone.

This was the most intense take, somehow...

But the spiciest take might be this one:


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