There's been white smoke at the Vatican, and you know what that means: Catholics are about to get a new pope and a new popemobile.
According to the word on the street, it's the first American pope.
Anyway, I compiled some jokes that are probably going to make some people angry, but I don't care because I'm one of those cheeky reformers who likes to poke fun at everyone.
This was the most intense take, somehow...
But the spiciest take might be this one:

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