Have you or a loved one lost your connection with the Drudge Report due to the overwhelming Left lean the news aggregator has taken as of recent?
Well, I have great news: The White House has launched their very own Drudge Report, called "The White House Wire."

So now, instead of scrolling the Drudge Report itself and being bombarded with anti-Trump leftism, you can log onto The White House Wire and get stories like this:
And these:
The site needs a little work to match the format of Drudge, but it'll get there.
The White House Wire is a great place to get your news; plus, it's straight from the government, so you don't have to worry about getting a story wrong!
Check out The White House Wire. You'll be the most informed person around (besides the president, of course)!
The internet had some mixed reviews:
So what are you waiting for, White House Wire?
Get on this here website and link to one of our stories!
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