Apparently it's important to not offend criminal offenders.

Watch this news clip that's pretty much straight out of the show Parks and Rec:

So instead of police officers enforcing the law by removing criminal offenders, Dane County now gets "peace officers" caring for "residents."

Good luck with that!

"They may have offended one person, but that don't mean they have offended everyone."

When polled on the name change, I imagine the killers, rapists, pedophiles, robbers, and traffickers all enjoyed a hearty belly laugh.