With real stories like this, you have to wonder how The Babylon Bee is still in business
· Aug 7, 2023 · NottheBee.com

Meet the very feminine Muslim "Zahrah Bri-Zee Muharib":

Yep, that's the dude we're gonna talk about.

His real name is "Brianna" Kingsley. He's a 40-year-old from Pontiac, Michigan near Detroit who had doctors castrate him so he could live out his fetish of pretending to be a woman.

As if that wasn't deranged enough, Kingsley recently decided to identify as a Muslim... I look forward to him making the Hajj to Mecca where he definitely won't get thrown off a roof (and/or stoned) for being a pervert!

Meanwhile, here's how the stunning and brave journalists at the Detroit News describe him:

A transgender woman from Pontiac has filed a court claim demanding her testicles back, insisting her ex-boyfriend is keeping them in a jar in his refrigerator and refusing to return them.

In a handwritten affidavit and claim, Brianna Kingsley, 40, wrote: "Defendant retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs. Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500."

Poor, oppressed trans people.

Just keeping body parts in the fridge as mementos.

The Detroit News reports Kingsley was previously arrested for threatening a roommate with a knife in 2019:

Ferndale. According to the Royal Oak Tribune, Kingsley pulled a knife on her then-roommate, also a transgender woman, on Christmas Day.

You have to love how the media bends over backwards to deny reality. A man pulled a knife on another man but they want you to believe it was a spat between two women.

The Royal Oak Tribune was even worse:

A Ferndale woman faces a court hearing after police say she threatened a roommate with a knife on Christmas day.

And a direct quote from the police:

'When the victim didn't immediately comply, the suspect held the knife above her head in a threatening manner.'

Clowns. All of them.

Anyway, over at the feminist outlet Reduxx, they note that this man has posted about getting aroused by going for a mammogram, posted a video of himself "unboxing" his castrated testicles on TikTok, and organized an event at a strip club where he "performed" on stage.

Of course, if you were to object to this lunatic having access to your moms, wives, sisters, and daughters in the bathroom, you'd be fired from your job and investigated by the police in many states/countries!

It makes you wonder how the guys over at The Babylon Bee are still in business... reality is too crazy for satire now.

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