You know what, who am I to judge this woman?
Kimberly Ragsdale, 47, of Dallas was arrested and charged with impersonating a public officer after employees dialed 911 following her latest attempt to score a complimentary meal, according to an arrest report posted by the Rockmart Police Department.
She was booked Nov. 5 into the Polk County Jail and released on $3,000 bail after a two-day stint behind bars, online jail records show.
Authorities said Ragsdale kept up the ruse even as she was being arrested Thursday, at one point pretending to talk into a radio supposedly hidden under her shirt and urging the FBI to send someone to her aid, according to The Polk County Standard Journal, citing police. She also claimed her credentials were electronic-only when officers asked to see identification.
When you really want some CFA and you're low on funds, you know, sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.