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[Warning: Language]
YUP. THAT HAPPENED.
Down in the House dining room they're like:
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The madness kicks off when things get real catty, real quick:
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Do you know what we're here for?
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: I don't think you know what you're here for. ... I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you're reading.
Folks, I may be just a clueless white dude, but even I know enough to know you don't take a shot at a black woman's fake eyelashes. Not unless you want to start something.
And start something she did. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez swooped in to her classmate's defense, demanding that Greene's words be moved down:
AOC: That is absolutely unacceptable. How dare you attack the physical appearance of another person!
Greene: Are your feelings hurt? Aww โฆ
AOC: Oh, oh girl. Baby GIRL. Don't even PLAY.
You just gotta love it when AOC playacts like she's from the street:
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You can tell the lady's really upset behind those George H.W. Bush-style glasses:
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(Seriously those do look like GHWB glasses:)
Shortly thereafter, dissatisfied with Rep. James Comer's ruling on Greene's remarks, Crockett fired back:
Crockett: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?
Comer: Uh, uh-what now?
You can just tell this polite genteel Southern gentleman is absolutely dismayed to find himself caught between two spitting wildcats:
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Things got really heated when Crockett's fellow representatives tried to get her to calm down:
Crockett: No, don't tell me to calm down! Y'all talk noise and then you can't take it. Cuz if I come and talk [expletive] about her, ya'll gon' have a problem!
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Here's [checks notes] Lauren Boebert apologizing for the catfight on Capitol Hill.
Anyway, how close do you think we are to the end?
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