Whatever else you got going on in your life—tragedy, chaos, misery, war—why don't you just stop for a second and consider the real problems of the world:

Google executives reportedly faced a barrage of tough questions about compensation at a recent town hall meeting, while a separate controversy over the removal of bidets from corporate restrooms is roiling the tech giant's workforce...

[E]mployees who do plan to return to the office next month are furious that luxurious heated bidets are being removed from the restrooms of Google's headquarters in Mountain View, California, according to Protocol...

Quite obviously the whole thing has shaken Google to its core:

Apparently, the subject of the bidets has dominated an internal Google employee message board where employees post memes.

One meme reviewed by Protocol read: 'The removal of bidets in the office is my #2 issue with RTO (return to office).'

It is truly hard to watch such human suffering play out on so grand and unimaginable a scale.

The worst part? This is being done for the sake of... the environment!

'The bidet seat removal has the added benefit of supporting Google's water sustainability commitments,' Tovar wrote. 'Many of our buildings are migrating to recycled water systems which cannot support bidets.'

Go ahead and argue against this, Google employees—if you do, you'll be a climate-denying science denier! Ahahaha!

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