This story would be absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so ridiculously gruesome.
A nudist in California allegedly killed his neighbors, literally chopping them into pieces, after they apparently used a $1 hot dog to mock him.
You know, I'm going to just say if your whole thing is being a nudist -- never wearing clothes -- you've gotta have thicker skin than that.
I mean, one hot dog joke and you're chopping people up?
From Fox News:
A California nudist is accused of killing his neighbors, chopping them up and drowning their Shih Tzu after they allegedly mocked him with a $1 hot dog, according to authorities and local reporting.
Redlands Police announced the arrest of Michael Sparks, 62, last August - five days after his neighbors went missing.
The victims were in their 70s, and the husband had dementia when they were killed.
And get this, Sparks recently, allegedly, admitted to his cellmate in jail that he did indeed commit the crime.
This is from the recent hearing:
'He [the jailhouse snitch] said Mr. Sparks told him the incident started over a hot dog that Daniel Menard had purchased for him,' Williams told the court, according to the paper. 'He said Mr. Sparks felt that the hot dog was a jab at him, making him feel like he was worth only a dollar hot dog, and that's what set him off that day.'
Talk about being sensitive!
The details of the crime are gruesome: The attacker used gardening tools to kill his victims, he drowned their dog, and he buried the chopped-up bodies.
Dude sounds nuts! (Don't kill me, please! Here, here's a hot dog...)
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